Kar Kulture

They seemed to come out of nowhere.  One day they were nobodies, just the family of one time decathlete Bruce Jenner, and then the next day the Kardashians were one of the biggest names in America.  But over the last few years that influence has been waning, but with their latest business venture, the three Kardashian sisters are looking to bring their name right back to the forefront of American brand recognition, in a totally new way—food service delivery. 

That’s right, look out GrubHub and UberEats, the reality TV moguls are coming for you.  In a press release Tuesday morning, the Kardashians will be starting their food delivery service Kar-Dash in late 2024, hopefully just in time for Christmas.  While food service delivery is already a known entity, Kar-Dash comes with a few surprising new twists. 

Service workers for Kar-Dash will be required to wear skin tight dresses, long wigs, bangle earrings, and fake lashes, and most surprisingly of all, prosthetic gluteal units.  The PR team for Kar-Dash assured us that all of these pieces are essential for the Kardashian and Kar-Dash brand image, although it was not clear if male employees will be required to wear the complete outfit as well.  (Please hold your Caitlyn Jenner jokes until the end). 

Reportedly the service is looking to specialize in health food, unique food experiences, and will not accept fast food orders.  Additionally, for a hefty fee of $15,000 a pop, customers can request a personal food delivery by one of the three Kardashian sisters; however they are only available for 3 weekends in August, all other days on their schedule are already booked for spa days and reality tv appearances.