Keep JD Weird

Ever since 2016, the absolute chaos that is the political roller coaster has only sped up, and now with Trump nominating his pick for VP, it’s only getting faster.  But there’s just one problem, according to all the media, JD Vance is weird, but here’s the catch, that’s part of his strategy. 

Years and years of leftist propaganda and control, in places like Austin and Portland, have resulted in a culture that seeks out the disturbing, the non-conforming, and the oddballs of life.  Keep Austin Weird, and Keep Portland Weird, are common slogans in these deep blue holes, but that slogan might just be the political capital that Trump and Vance need. 

Amaya Melanry, a longtime resident of Portland, OR, says that Vance coming out as weird has caused a major uproar among almost everyone in the city. 

“I mean it’s just so confusing you know, because he is like obviously a cis-het white man, and so is Trump and he’s also a felon, but then JD comes out of the closet as weird and now I feel for him, it’s like he’s being rejected by the mainstream media, and I’m an empath so I naturally want to help him in his weirdness, but the weirdness is that he is for the patriarchy and stuff, and like Trump too, but he’s now been shot and is a felon or something, which I don't like but that makes him counter cultural and stuff like a weird outcast, or a rapper like 50 Cent or Snoop, and he didn’t pick a normal stable governor or experienced senator for VP, so that’s weird and he has funny orange hair like me, so I guess I just really didn’t expect to be this conflicted about what to do this close to the election.” 

Voting is coming up sooner than you think, and hopefully things don’t get any weirder before then.