Marked for Deportation

The "Rumble in the Jungle" has nothing on this. Haters will say it's fake.

It’s January 2025; a new administration has just entered office and has wasted no time getting to work.  Donald Trump has tasked his new cabinet to start immediately on the goals of his office, and to fulfill the mandate of the voters, and one of his members most keen to get started is Tom Homan.  The former ICE director has caused a panic among those less inclined to sovereign borders, but no one expected him to be quite so zealous with who he was willing to go after.  As of Thursday morning Tom Homan was observed to be personally outside of the home of the billionaire Mark Cuban with orders of deportation. 

“It’s right there in his dumb name,” Homan’s assistant John Marks said to BCM, “we just thought it was a surname, but it turns out he actually IS Cuban in origin.” 

Mark Cuban ruffled more feathers than normal over the last year, with his outspoken opposition of Donald Trump and Co., but one can’t help but wonder if the deportation retaliation is a bit politically motivated.  However, as more and more people are surprised to find out, Mark is not the only high profile Cuban to be discovered living large in the capitalist west; the son of Fidel in the frozen north may be on a flight to the Caribbean himself in the not so distant future.  Reportedly, Mr. Cuban has two days to remove himself to Cuba or face charges with the federal government and a heavy fine.