Showered With Praise

As someone who chronically sings in the shower, I don’t think I will be changing anytime soon.  This weekend I was treated to a free trial of the brand new Apple iShower, a similar follow up to the massively successful Apple CarPlay program. 

This new program installs a waterproof touchscreen wall into your shower, a quick login with your Apple ID and a quick nude full body scan—similar to FaceID, (and very secure)—and you are good to go!  The best part of the body scan is that no one else can pirate your iShower if they borrow your bathroom for a quick rinse. 

Singing in the shower just got more engaging than ever.  I played a few games and jammed to my favorite TSwift songs (Eras Tour amirite?), it even gave me a 15min countdown timer after I had been in for 45min, so that I could save water, so the environmental concerns about wasting water are not a problem at all.  It even came with 3 months free of Apple Music, which I already have but it's whatever.  I loved it and I want more!

The new iShower will go on sale sometime after the first of this next year, and in a partnership with Lowe’s will come with a 15% off coupon on a whole bathroom remodel along with waived installation fees.  Don’t miss out on this great chance to be next to godliness, all from the comfort of your own bathroom.